Misunderstood

"She's not crazy just a little misunderstood."-BTE

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Perhaps I should think about an alternative source of income, because let's face it: my job isn't cutting it.

At 7:57 PM, Anonymous said…

Donors must be a free of Nicotine.
At 11:31 PM, Maryann said…

True, but for $10,000, I'd quit.
At 7:28 AM, Anonymous said…

For $1,000 dollars I'll help you quit more quickly by following you around for two weeks and shocking you with your stun gun every time you reach for a cigarette.
At 3:38 PM, Anonymous said…

I've seriously considered that in the past.

I mean, there is a shitton of money in that.

Then I realized that no one would want my rotten eggs.
At 6:44 PM, Anonymous said…

Katy, I'm sure plenty of people would want your eggs, but those hilljacks ain't got ten thousand dollars. But you might be able to get paid in old pickups trucks and moonshine, still not a bad deal.
At 7:39 PM, Ray said…

Maryann, this blog post caused me to have the strangest dream. I don't remember all the details, but it featured you, two urban apartment buildings, a family of chimpanzees, a bad part of town, some fireworks, Bob, and a murder accusation against one of the chimps. Also, possibly prostitution.
At 9:21 AM, Maryann said…

Ray, I don't know what else to say besides this: meth kills.
At 9:55 AM, Michael said…

apparently so do chimpanzees.
At 10:52 AM, Ray said…

At the trial, the accused chimp sat still, wore a suit, and was very well behaved. His family, on the other hand, was off in another room and they were all acting like wild animals.