"...you see I'm in no shape for driving, and anyway I've got no place to go."

I plan on writing a manual on the warning signs, coping techniques, and preventative measures when dealing with *asinine men. See, a guide we all can learn from, young and old alike.

* No man in particular provided the inspiration for this piece of literature, due to the fact that the phrase "asinine men" pretty much applies to them all!