huge, relieving, satisfying, monster crap.
turds the size of a ruler.

that's it....i'm dropping out of school and going on the road as a stripper with lauren. can you imagine if we were like two traveling dancers with our fat cats in tow with us?? we'd be the traveling sluts with the cats. what a sideshow that would be in itself. goo.

i'm now boycotting naps that last more than an hour. i always end up way fucked up in the head after them, so no more long naps for maryann.

i love my boyfriend so much:) bob you're so great, and since i don't always stop and tell you that, i will now:) i wuv u!!