4 months to go....
in light of my impending leave from bloomington, a few words are in order:
**to all the hippies that have made my life that much more interesting or difficult, i say "take a shower and go buy some keds."
**to all the sorostitutes driving drunk around bloomington, i say "keep on giving us shit to laugh at on a saturday night when you knock down those light poles."
**to all the homeless people sitting on the sidewalk on kirkwood, i say "i don't want to pay you a dime for a stupid joke, so go away."
**to the black homeless man who always has compliments for me in return for my change, i say "keep ya head up."
**to the wretched desk clerks at the health center, i say "i hope your car explodes the next time you turn the key in the ignition."
**to the doctors and nurses at the health center, i say "NO, I'M NOT PREGNANT!"
**to the 2002-2003 IU men's basketball team, i say "you rule."
**to tommy c, i say "i heart you!"
**to the 379 boys from the villas, i say "i love you guys, you were the best neighbors ever!"
**to the read dorm, i say "i had some great (and not so great) times in your rooms, your hallways, your lounges, your roof. holla."
**to the forest dorm, i say "great times were had as well, in your rooms, your bathrooms (love ya jake), and your circle drive (oh jack). holla."
**to the main library, i say "although i have yet to partake in the infamous 'blow job corner' on the 5th floor, well done."
**to the slew of awesome professors i've had the pleasure of working with, i say "you guys rule! if i was completely unethical, i would've slept with about half of you ( you know who you are :P)."
**to the two men who broke into my apartment in 2003, i say "i hate you. you've instilled fear into me for the rest of my life and i hope you get attacked by rabid dogs."
**to the great JAC, i say "i'm just counting the months it will take for you to collapse as per all the partying that takes place within your great walls. you will be missed."
**to downtown, i say "it's been a pleasure partaking in all you have to offer. you are beautiful in the winter."
**to the CSR, i say "you are a haven of ungodliness and i hope you burn to the ground."
**to T.I.S. and the IU bookstore, i say "you owe me about $700 you bastards."
more to come...
in light of my impending leave from bloomington, a few words are in order:
**to all the hippies that have made my life that much more interesting or difficult, i say "take a shower and go buy some keds."
**to all the sorostitutes driving drunk around bloomington, i say "keep on giving us shit to laugh at on a saturday night when you knock down those light poles."
**to all the homeless people sitting on the sidewalk on kirkwood, i say "i don't want to pay you a dime for a stupid joke, so go away."
**to the black homeless man who always has compliments for me in return for my change, i say "keep ya head up."
**to the wretched desk clerks at the health center, i say "i hope your car explodes the next time you turn the key in the ignition."
**to the doctors and nurses at the health center, i say "NO, I'M NOT PREGNANT!"
**to the 2002-2003 IU men's basketball team, i say "you rule."
**to tommy c, i say "i heart you!"
**to the 379 boys from the villas, i say "i love you guys, you were the best neighbors ever!"
**to the read dorm, i say "i had some great (and not so great) times in your rooms, your hallways, your lounges, your roof. holla."
**to the forest dorm, i say "great times were had as well, in your rooms, your bathrooms (love ya jake), and your circle drive (oh jack). holla."
**to the main library, i say "although i have yet to partake in the infamous 'blow job corner' on the 5th floor, well done."
**to the slew of awesome professors i've had the pleasure of working with, i say "you guys rule! if i was completely unethical, i would've slept with about half of you ( you know who you are :P)."
**to the two men who broke into my apartment in 2003, i say "i hate you. you've instilled fear into me for the rest of my life and i hope you get attacked by rabid dogs."
**to the great JAC, i say "i'm just counting the months it will take for you to collapse as per all the partying that takes place within your great walls. you will be missed."
**to downtown, i say "it's been a pleasure partaking in all you have to offer. you are beautiful in the winter."
**to the CSR, i say "you are a haven of ungodliness and i hope you burn to the ground."
**to T.I.S. and the IU bookstore, i say "you owe me about $700 you bastards."
more to come...
