I might have to go out on a limb and just wear crazy outfits that probably only I will think are cute.

Why can't I just have perfection all the time?

My boss is a fucking idiot. I will destroy her.

Isn't it nice when you think no one listens to you, and then you come to find out that no one listens to you?

Jessica Simpson and Britney are coming in concert in June, just 2 or 3 days apart from each other. I wanna go!!!

I finally fixed my Internet Explorer! I am a mad, crazy genius! (or the guy from Insight is...)

Have you ever let a song simply consume you so much that it completely changes your attitude and mood in a second?

Did I just see O.J. Simpson as a jury foreman on an episode of Law & Order: SVU?? Nope, it wasn't O.J. Simpson (I looked up the cast list), but it sure looked like him! Oh irony (I'm assuming).