Guys: If you had to choose between having an *absurdly* small penis or no sense of taste whatsoever (that being the actual sense- i.e. no tastebuds), which would you choose?

Girls: If you had to choose between marrying Larry Flynt or Danny Devito, who would you choose?

And you wonder where I get my indecisiveness from...

The process of buying a car makes me want to poke out my eye.

Me: We have to have a wraparound porch.

Bob: Well, a porch anyway.

Me: No, Bob, we will have a wraparound porch on our house!

Bob: Geez, wraparound porch, big bathroom, walk-in closet...that'll be a hard house to find.

Me: Not if we build a house...

Bob: Whatever happened to 'my love don't cost a thing?'

Well that's certainly interesting. Speaking of interesting, I think I just might pursue a job in another state somewhere as soon as financially possible. Since I have the time, why not? Now having the money is another thing, but hopefully within a year or so from the end of this year I can do it. Granted, it'd probably be some boring city, not like NYC or Queens or anything like that, but hey, as long as I'm getting paid and enjoying it, I should be kosher.

Kate and I saw Dave Chappelle's tour bus at Walmart tonight at 2am. Interesting as well.