let it be said that i have the absolute best boyfriend in the world :)

you're in luck! for christmas this year, i've decided to forego getting you a lame, impersonal, superficial piece of junk that you don't need. instead i've decided to give you a warm, friendly hug!! yay for you!!! and since it's the holiday season, it's free!.....what a steal!

geez, you sure are a lucky person ;)

rather than bringing back food from my thanksgiving break, i brought back the flu.

that is especially great considering i have about 5 million major papers/projects/presentations due this week and next week. i love my life. <-- (note the extreme sarcasm that connotes those sentences.)

is the semester over yet?? :( <-- (note the extreme whininess of that sentence.)